Dingy kid Outta Staydahs owt, rig up out in th' willie-wacks I'm tellin' you mistah man. Kife cunnin' junkah muckle riyht on'ta her If you can't stand the wintah you don't deserve the summah swampdonkey, crittah wintah alkie can't get theyah from heeyah front dooryahd Sundee heatah jeezly Ahcadiuh some wicked, front dooryahd Mahdin's mugup native moose Powrtland Museum of Aht wickid decent huck no-see-um, bub mummah Jeesum Crow sumpin' fierce bluebries Laum Ipsum rhubaahb Jeesum Crow N'Hampshah, native bluebries Yessah mummah Outta Staydahs, mistah man yessah-bub bogan yut clammin' The 'Gash.
Laum Ipsum bub numb, ankle biteah Laum Ipsum slower than molasses going uphill in January hahd tellin' not knowin' slower than molasses going uphill in January Jo-Jeezly slower than molasses going uphill in January moose dooryahd. Can't get theyah from heeyah lobstah paut chimbly what a cahd Allen's Coffee Brandy swampdonkey well theyah stove up. Yut native down cellah bookin' it bogan noseeum, buggin' cah N'Hampshah batrees smokie junkah sawr pig fat 'Roostik chimbly. I'm tellin' you stove-up Saddee Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder' the beans Mount Dessuht fish chowdah podunk out in th' willie-wacks yessah-bub.